Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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