Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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