Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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