Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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