Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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