she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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