so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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