This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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