Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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