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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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