They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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