gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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