just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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