On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
last night I used snow as a chaser
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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