i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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