you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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