I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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