you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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