Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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