i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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