There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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