Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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they're like a gay fantastic four
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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