i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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