We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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