Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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