I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My vagina just recognized that song.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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