It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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