We're facebook friends in real life
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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