how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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