If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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