I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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