I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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