You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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