I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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