we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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