you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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