Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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