In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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