walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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