Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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