Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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