we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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