: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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