I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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