FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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