Girls should come with a carfax report
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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