hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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