the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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