Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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