The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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